After a disastrous Saturday, Oscar surged back by getting all three of Sunday’s results correct. Now it’s a new week and there are some heavy hitters ahead. First up, Germany versus Portugal:
Germany to beat Portugal. Oscar must find Cristiano Ronaldo as irritating as I do. And as smarmy, and as greasy, and as all-out annoying. I’m glad to see my influence in action.
Iran should be a doddle for Nigeria. For a bit of a diversion, here’s “Lagos Town” by Afrikan Boy, the same man who brought you a song about shoplifting from discount supermarkets, and who recently received a UK government grant for music. Don’t ask me about that, because I don’t know.
And finally…Oscar may be American by hatch, but he’s not letting any prejudices get in the way. The third match of the day is all Ghana’s.


